Jom Kita Dota!

Korang penah dengar sal dota tak? Alaa game online tu... Masuk mane2 cyber cafe, bingit telinge dengar bunyi game tuh. Jebon memang minat giler game Dota nih. Untuk release tension pun best.

Name full DoTa nih sebenarnye ialah Defence of the Ancient. Game die nih mudah je main. Pilih Hero anda, pilih senjata yang sesuai, dan pi la bunuh musuh. Jebon suke game nih sal die ade menggunakan teamwork. Kalau ade teamwork, ade 50%-50% menang satu perlawanan. Kalau takde teamwork, hah siap la korang. Jangan le korang sorang-sorang p serang 5 musuh sekaligus. Memang gol punye. Tunggu le kengkawan, biar sama-sama serang. Baru ade chance hidup.

Dalam bermain dota kita sering kali mendengar kata mutiara dari hero kita

sebagai contohnya :

Nevermore:
-(suara telepon) Yes? Argh, for the last time I'm a Dreadlord, NOT a druglord! (favorit gw)
-If I have wings, why am I always walking?.
-This is not a dress. It's the standard Dreadlord uniform.
-(suara telepon) Yes? Darkness, hey what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No ! I don't have his number.

Anub'arak:
-And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs.
-Humans check in, they dont check out
-I'm the fifth beatle

Razor:
-I love the dead, frequently
-Every man lives, not every man truly dies
-Right click, for hot undead action
-For the Lich king

Nortrom:
-Be quick, time is mana.
-I'm a magic man, I got magic hands.
-I smell magic in the air....or maybe barbecue
-I stole your precious.

Magina:
-Chaos boils in my veins.
-Demon blood is thicker than .. regular .. blood.
-I love green trees.
-You will perish in flames (suara batuk), I'm sorry.

Knight Davion:
-I should have been a farmer like my father wanted.
-Lousy pay, constant danger

Gondar:
-I'm too old for this, eeegh.
-At my age, you see death everywhere...death!
-To battle! Hold my teeth.

Rhasta:
-Dont worry, be happy.
-Happy jammin.
-Sadly the name Pinkspear tribe was allready taken.
-Dazdingo.

Sniper:
-Guns dont kill people, I do! Hahaaa!
-Dont shoot shoot shoot that thing at me.
-This .. is .. my .. boomstick!

Yurnero:
-My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato.
-Twin blade action, for clean close shave everytime.

Lina Inverse:
-Click me baby, one more time.
-Maybe you should get a strategy guide.
-I dont remember casting slow on you.
-Lets chat on battlenet sometime.
-For the end-of-the-world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete.

Hero yang Jebon suke ialah Drow Ranger dari Team Agility. Lihat gambar di atas. Agility nih maksudnye kelincahan. Kire lincah le tu, sebab die attack dari belakang. Kerja nye cuma support kengkawan. Tapi jangan pandang rendah taw kat hero nih. Skill die memang sure kill musuh. Sesapa yang kene panah dari Drow Ranger yang seksi nih memang siap ler. Nak lari pun tak dapat sebab panah tu akan memperlahankan pergerakan anda.


P.S : Pilih hero Drow Ranger sebab suara die garau seksi =)